In an update on our earlier story, it turns out that Zane has NOT been released from his HPW contract. Commissioner AmerikanSyko II released a statement claiming "Zane has not been released from HPW, despite his recent actions. His punishment will be honoring his contract for as long as I see fit."
Zane was available for a comment, but here at HPW News felt it would be too much of a headache to listen to him talk. We can all imagine what he would say, "HPW is going to get sued! I'll sue Syko's ass for making me uphold my contract! I'll sue Mr. Fantastic for being ugly! I'll sue Kamikaze for having an opinion! And dammit, I'll sue God for making me such a douchebag! None of this is my fault at all, and if you don't agree with me then you must be an asshole. This isn't the last you've heard from Zane!"
Tune in to Warning this Wednesday to see what crazy thing Zane does next!
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